tags: #This joke is the best #Includes all the things I love #Film #Theatre #homoerotic fiction

I’m guessing most Rosencrantz/Guildenstern slashfics revolve around them trying to figure out which name to scream in bed. 

thiefofdick:

whoreway:

thiefofdick:

papasignless:

thiefofdick:

tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

I said people

lilith-moore:

Alexander Skarsgard for Bullett Summer 2012 issue.

… and he goes for shorts?

tags: #Sherlock #John #BBC #married

This is totally how it would go, too. Sherlock would randomly look up from his microscope or his newspaper or a dead body and say “Marry me” and John would think for a second. He’d think about his new life and how he spends 90% of his time with Sherlock anyways, how he’s constantly impressed by him, and how he can’t imagine going back to the dull, colorless life he used to lead. Then he’d just go “ummm.. yeah. Okay. Yes. Sounds good” and Sherlock would sort of half smile, then go back to whatever he was studying.

Over the weekend Mycroft would get them married in a hurry (Sherlock doesn’t have time for sentiment) and life would go on as usual. Solving crimes, fighting about body parts in the fridge and having Mrs. Hudson ask questions about their relationship.

It would be everything the two of them never knew they always wanted.

shadowmancr:

valiuum:

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not, even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

that’s the most unnerving thing that i can think of, that’s so weird, that i exist to people when i’m not even interacting with them

I think about my friends all the time. Just because I don’t interact with them does not mean they cease to exist for me. 

I go out of my way to not think of Thomas.

Fact 

It’s easy to be menacing when lifting your head up slowly and dramatically, but try it the other way around and you look like an idiot. 

You cannot lower your head in a menacing way.

It’s pretty much impossible.

"FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!"

— No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

awoller:

probablywriting:

cassandraleeds:

jeric-kripke:

theamazingpeterparker:

heathyr:

rebloggable for those who asked~

Scary accurate…

holy shit fuck no wonder i adore sam

I have no favorites, but I identify most with Cas and Dean. That said, very accurate.

SAM.

From what I know of who people’s favorites are this is shockingly accurate.

Shit, I barely watch this show and my attachment to Dean’s character is scary accurate with my personality. Whomever made this might actually posses magic given to them by the devil.

fandomhungergames:

As a reminder, District 13 is Young Justice. The tributes from this district are Lai and Thomas. If you want to help keep these two tributes from starving during the games reblog this to show your support!

How this works: A food product will be banked in the sponsor shop for each 250 notes…

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

A dangerous game indeed

I’ve been crying a lot lately 

Absolutely no idea why. Just randomly my mind is like:

“guess what?”

“ummm…. what?”

“You’re crying right now.”

“What? Why? I don’t even….this is… you know what? Fuck you brain. Fuck you.”

oxfordtweed:

tonidorsay:

widdershinsgirl:

watershedplus:

An innovative initiative is taking place in the Philippines to bring sustainable lighting to homes in impoverished communities. Empty plastic bottles are installed in the roof, filled with water and bleach they refract sunlight. These “solar light bulbs” provide light equivalent to a 55watt light bulb.

See how they’re made here. From Visual News

Damn that’s awesome.

that is awesome.

Holy crap.  I now interrupt my usual stream of fandom nonsense for something useful and important.

BEST THING EVER!!!! All the awards to this man and his bottle light bulb project.

itmakesnosense:

Look-alikes

One of these images is of actress Kristen Stewart (Jumper, Flintstones:Viva Rock Vegas ) and the other is of a block of wood. 

I love block of wood’s work.